ok

now that I've realised that theres shit like this out there...

http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm

kill me now

This is what happens when Meakin and I get bored...

We make up games....


Reverend Tarmac: disc floppy
Yitsel: floppy dick
Reverend Tarmac: dick face
Yitsel: face love
Reverend Tarmac: love hate
Yitsel: hate you
Reverend Tarmac: you suck
Yitsel: suck eggs
Reverend Tarmac: eggs rock
Yitsel: rock concert
Reverend Tarmac: concert hall
Yitsel: hall way
Reverend Tarmac: way out
Yitsel: out back
Reverend Tarmac: back off
Yitsel: off side
Reverend Tarmac: side line
Yitsel: line draw
Reverend Tarmac: draw card
Yitsel: card deck
Reverend Tarmac: deck chair
Yitsel: chair table
Reverend Tarmac: table cloth
Yitsel: cloth penis
Reverend Tarmac: ahahahahaha

Thankyou Sydney!!!

ahh
my sexy sexy sexy recording of MUSE live at the wireless last night is sexy and I've listened to it 3 times so far....

tis very sexy

So for all of you who want a copy let me know.

I already know Nye, Glen & Shorty want a copy, any others?

Everything Glen touches turns to grease

For so long I've had the trouble with using Glen's computer (or him using mine) in that there is grease everywhere.

Its rather gross.

You go to use the mouse and it slips out of your hand.

Well not really but use your imagination!

Its like when someone else wants some of what you're eating so u lick it, well same goes for Glen, he touches it.

At the moment I'm attempting to install windows XP service pack 2 on his computer and have found a grease combatant. Its a very simple yet novel idea. What is it folks?


Its the ordinary household paper towel.


Disposable and protective, kind of like a condom for Glen's mouse. It allows me to use his mouse without the grease taking hold of my hand.

Salad Fingers

For those of you who haven't seen it yet...

Click here to watch Salad Fingers

its bizzare dark comedy flash animation which I'm sure all of you will enjoy considering we all have the same sense of humour...

For sale: 1 pair of lungs

Slightly used, no smoke damage, still in partial working order.

I have no use for these lungs as I have managed to cough them up all over my desk as a result of my coughing becoming increasingly violent as this flu has progressed. Willing to sell for cash or trade for new testicles.

$500 ono.

So I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon

The subject in its natural habitat.

MUSE MUSE MUSE!!!!!!

OH MY GOD THEY KICKED ARSE

All I can say glen is that the jokes on you, you missed out on a FUCKEN GREAT performance by these lads.

Put it this way, they made me mess my pants the whole way thru their set.

I was gonna put a list of songs that went off but I realised that they all went off, especially Stockholm Syndrome & Hysteria.

Oh my god they were fantastic. My new love children.

I shall be recording the broadcast on triple J which was recorded in Sydney on their current tour. It'll be fucken fantastic.


So anyway heres a summary of the night -

Me, Nye, Shorty, Franga, and Twisty all met at Nye's place at 5pm. After much antics and craziness (which was induced as a result of eager anticipation), we all piled into the crumpledore for a trip to none other than (you guessed it) Muse.

After nye doing some disoriented crazy driving we pulled over and parked in the city, laughing at some poor sod who couldn't for the life of him, reverse park his car. Now this fellow attempted this reverse park at least 10 times, while 4 times were spent physically getting out of the car (as opposed to mentally getting out of the car?) and checking how close he was to the car behind/gutter. We all had a hearty laugh at his expense.

We met up with anger itself (Allison) outside QUT and managed to pay her out sufficiently to banish her 5 metres in front of us. We then met up with Allison's friend Bec & some guy called Seti. Nye pulled a nerd joke "so have they found you yet?" on him and much laughter was produced. We then made the pilgrimmage to the end of the line to see MUSE.

The line was fucken long, took us fucken ages to get in and add to that it was starting to get cold. Anyway we got in, grabbed some food & drink and proceeded to find ourselves a seat. Allison started walking off and noone followed but we DID laugh at her lots which kinda made up for it.

Anyway the supporting act "Neon" were pretty shit and boredom set in, as did the coldness. Stupid Laurie thought it would be smart to not take a jacket and I bore the brunt of it.

Soon enough the shitty band disappeared and the roadies came out to set up Muse's set. Twisty and I begged them for a song, and I even gave them a name - "The Roadie Roadshow". THEN MUSE APPEARED.

Much moshing/dancing/craziness ensued and I got some really shitty quality videos on my phone and some really shitty quality photos on my phone and some audio which consists of mainly static. Then my phone ran outta batteries but we were all going off.... oh and so were Muse!

So muse pumped out the jams and we loved them all night and they loved us back.

I'm waiting for someone on In The Mix to post a playlist so when they do I'll post it here.

So in conclusion, Muse are my new lovechild.

PS. Just to rub it in a bit more - Glen you're a moron for not coming to this, you missed out bigtime buddy, YOU HAD A FREE TICKET FOR GODS SAKE!!!

And it begins

Bring out the biohazard tape boys I need a new dress. Well not really my many dresses are still in fine form. I need the tape to warn others not to come within 100 feet of me.

The kylie flu has taken its hold on me, and I fear that working in such close proximity to the Vishnu flu they may join forces to create a flu of unimaginable power and phlegminess.

So to all of those that see me in the next week, HEED THIS WARNING.

Paul got Owned!!

Fifteen Minutes to goooooooooooooo!!

There will be no talking


Well maybe there can be talking

Sure am glad to be drinking tonite, although the poor alana is stuck home with the kylie flu.

Kylie Flu
noun. kai'lee floo

Involves a severe sore throat and the losing of the voice. Which is good and bad. Good in that the people of the female variety cease to talk (not aimed at you Lan :), bad in that I get yelled at when I ask Alana to repeat something cos its difficult to hear her (aimed at you Lan :).

sitting here listening to the only gay eskimo song tis hilarious, wasting time till 5 oclock. well its 4:51pm now and still sitting here wasting time.


Anyway
drinking = fun
work = sux
being sick = sux

My reasons for not posting as of late

1. I'm a lazy bastard
2. I can't be fucked
3. You all suck


that is all


In other news the moving in of myself nye and possibly shorty has moved to another step along the road of planning, which has laid waste to many young males before. Strewn about either side of this road are the corpses of young men that have gone before us to slay the organisation demon and have been laid waste by its great hardness (ooh) and the young men's complete laziness.

Anyway, before I start my own medieval tale, hopefully we shall have the place in about 6 weeks (give or take a few).