I just realised I have some douching gel...

I dont like Big Brother

I prefer programmes of the genre "world's blankiest blank"

Hello July

Dave: i'm bored

Yitsel: me too
Yitsel: shall we post random blogs that dont make no sense?

Dave: lets dump the blog in the sewer an say we did

Yitsel: ill dump my shit in the sewer and say i didnt

Dave: don't fall in

Yitsel: noone will be the wiser
Yitsel: i did it using a japanese toilet
Yitsel: here is a picture
Yitsel:

Dave: cheers

Jbo Jagtooth

likes to eat bricks

Another of my websites

Heres another, its so purty

http://rcp.firecheck.com.au

Ahh memories

These photos were taken after Renee & Jacynta's 18th at Meakins scout den (early 2001). It was a fancy dress party and the people who came dressed as the bear & cow left their costumes open to attack while they slept.

Enter Chirpy & Laurie...

We stole said costumes and proceeded to Aspley maccas where we terrorised the patrons & staff alike. Wouldn't surprise me if they thought we were gonna rob the place.

Me = Bear
Chirpy = Cow

Hmmm... we're here now, now what?

Wandering around in the drive thru

ROAR!!!

Some hottie getting the grope in on me.

Rocking out to Rammstein in the carpark.


If i remember correctly we had quite the audience. Chirpy can comment with what he recalls of the evening. We were both quite inebriated by that point.

Oh and cheers to whoever took & gave me the photos. I think it was Kappa? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Its official

Im getting a boob job done on tuesday

Heres another!

Oh Yea

I put up the new firecheck website

have a look & let me know what you think

New Website

Photoshopping

So I encountered this thread on something awful. Have a read of it theres some funny shit in there.

Basically they want you to put this guy's head/hands on other peoples bodys/funny places (hes a porn star).


Someone requested a pic of Stalin/Churchill/Roosevelt with thumbs up guy in there somewhere.

Heres what I produced:


Also heres a few other banners I made (its an in joke with people on the forums)

Banner 1

Banner 2

Ahh god its all true

Your Scorpio Drinking Style

If anyone tells you you've had enough, you'll smirk and keep tippling until you're hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. You like to drink, and screw anyone who has a problem with that. You see the sauce as something to savor in itself... and not as a personality-altering tool. If you're depressed, you get self-loathing and seek total obliteration. But generally, you're a fascinating drinking pal, brilliant conversationalist and dizzying flirt. You also remember everything -- especially what everyone did when they were blitzed. Only people you *like* should drink with you!

Your Signature Cocktails

Just as you can look someone in the eye and smile while secretly plotting their demise, so does the brandy-laced Scorpian Stinger's sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. But you abhor tropical drinks, and you will turn up your nose if you're served a scorpian. You rule watermelon, so break a pitcher of watermelon margaritas will seduce you -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bill Gates, Demi Moore, Jenny McCarthy, Tara Reid, P. Diddy, and Owen Wilson.

What's Your Alcohoroscope?