Another corker from Gellen

Yitsel:
i swear i saw a chick from first year on the plane today

Yitsel:
we used to call her nipples

Glen:
why didnt u go say, "hey nipples, howzabout u show me dem nipples?"

Yitsel:
dahah cos she had a bf

Glen:
see, rocky is exporting all the quality flesh!

Glen:
should of gone up and said that, cept said it to the boyfriend

Glen:
hed be all, "ok honey"

Glen:
and then while he was unbuttoning, u could give his missus a squeeze

Yitsel:
dahaha i like the way u think

Glen:
most people think the way i think is offensive, but thats probably because i have squeezed their boobs


Note that I've fixed all of Glens spelling & grammatic mistakes :)

Advance Warning

Past the teeth & past the gums.... watch out Meakin, here Laurie comes!!!


TO ROCKY I GO

Nuff Said

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=donna&def=pies

I so couldnt be a help desk person

Dads got me doing tech support for his students at CQU, trying to install a program called FAST, along with DOSBox to get it to work under XP.

most of the questions ive had have gone along the lines of

"I downloaded the fast setup file and ran it, and now when i double click the same file it tries to install it again! Why wont it run the actual program???"

ima turkey slap the next person that asks that

Yo ho ho

I was talking to meakin just before about coming up to Rocky, and apparantly all the pubs are gonna be shut over easter, so we cant buy any grog up there...

Tarmac:
pubs will be shut till tuesday

Tarmac:
apparantly

Yitsel:
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin dumb

Tarmac:
yes

Yitsel:
so ima buy a few cartons and send em up with geraldo

Tarmac:
cool

Tarmac:
it shall be the car of grog

Yitsel:
and bring a bottle o rum

Yitsel:
for good measure

Tarmac:
yarrr

Tarmac:
15 cases on a tall man's truck

Tarmac:
yo ho ho

Tarmac:
and a bottle of rum

Yitsel:
dahahhaha

Tarmac:
15 hickies on a hot chicks chest

Tarmac:
yo ho ho

Tarmac:
and a bottle of rum

Tarmac:
haha

Tarmac:
15 hickies on a hot chicks chest

Tarmac:
yo ho ho

Tarmac:
and a face load of cum

Yitsel:
gold

Best pickup line ever

has anyone told you from tonite he cute or she just want doing in

Quote of the Night

We were talking about how Chris Woon died in a car crash, and debating whether or not they hit another car or hit a tree.

Hughsy: Well lets dig him up and ask him

Jacynta: MATT!!!!

Glen: Whats he gonna do, complain????

Get Nye a Root

The latest episode of "Get Nye a Root" is out...

Grab it here

10 things about Meakin

1. His real name is Dan
2. He is missing out on free rum tonite
3. He likes to write "Hey Baby" on his belly and then jiggle it around
4. He rides a motorbike
5. He rolled his rav outside james' place
6. He likes to light cigarettes in the most destructive way possible
7. His middle name is James
8. He lives in Yobtown, Australia (Rocky)
9. He doesnt really have to live there cos at the moment hes doing external study
10. He drives a coona which aint as cool as mine

3 3ast 3 3urious

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222150

go watch it
nownownow

Quote of the Week

ok ok I know i said i was boycotting blogging, but seriously I had to share this quote:

This weeks quote of the week goes to GERALD!

Master Control Program: my hair smells like beer
Master Control Program: what happened last night?
Yitsel@Work: ahahhah
Yitsel@Work: u got hammered
Master Control Program: hehee
Yitsel@Work: remember passing out outside the young parents centre?
Master Control Program: well thats probly where all the grass came from

thats some nice work there my young padawan.
I shall mould you in my own image.