ahh the dutch

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19315413-401,00.html

DUTCH pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations from 16 to 12 and the legalisation of child pornography and sex with animals, sparking widespread outrage.

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Toddlers should be given sex education and youths aged 16 and up should be allowed to appear in pornographic films and prostitute themselves. Sex with animals should be allowed although abuse of animals should remain illegal, the NVD said.

The party also said everybody should be allowed to go naked in public and promotes legalising all soft and hard drugs and free train travel for all.


WTF??? SEX SEX SEX CHILD SEX DRUGS CHILD SEX FREE TRAIN TRAVEL FOR ALL!

From Jaana with Love

Jaana just wrote me this awesome poem
its all about me!


smoker of pole...
Keeper of Peen...
Laurie would look gay..
If he wasnt so Keen.

Drinker of man milk..
He saves all his loot...
To pay for his bum boys..
In Big hard black suits..

Toucher of wang..
He likes his men long...
It would be cool ..
if it wasnt so wrong...

So many smokers...so little time...


smoker of pole...
Keeper of Peen...
Laurie would look gay..
If he wasnt so Keen.

LAWL GODFATHERS!

This ones for meakin

http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/index.htm

Ahh Chris Taylor... the love of my life

http://www.bjjsux.com/WhatAWayToEndIt.wmv

Quotes

Check the link to the right, I've created a new blog for us to post all our funny arse quotes that happen rather regularly.

Chripy on friday nite

I'm going to skull fuck the glimmer in your eye so I can take your first born's virginity

Words go here

Glen: i was commenting to zac and sam yesterday about how i think theres something wrong with me cause i have a overriding urge to walk up behind blind people at lights and do the *noise that happens when the "you can cross" is activated* u know what i mean..

Glen: they agreed that i should seek some professional help

Bored

So I'm bored, what else to do but type my name into google image search

I have discovered that theres a lot of hotties that share my name:

From the person who brought you the cheating rumour...

So as if making up a rumour about me cheating on Alana isnt bad enuff (it never happened), Jonno also apparantly saw me on saturday night and abused me.

Thats all well and good except for the fact that I never saw him on saturday night.

So I dunno, maybe he was talking to my car thinking it was me or something.

From now on Jonno shall be known as Terry!

I love americans

Ok heres something pretty nerdy but absolutely hilarious. I love how ignorant the god loving republicans can be.

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/04/linux-european-threat-to-our-computers.html

OMG IF I USE LINUX HITLER WILL COME BACK TO LIFE!