El Shartay, Demon Slayer

Yitsel: beers are chicks?

Dave: yes
Dave: i guzzle women
Dave: let it be known

Yitsel: haha
Yitsel: tell the people!
Yitsel: the wise el shartay guzzles women

Dave: and battles demons in his sleep

Yitsel: ahahhaha
Yitsel: LET IT BE KNOWN!
Yitsel: consider that blogged

Dave: hahahahaha commedy by the zillion!

Heres a picture of a dog in a tutu

I have my whole life ahead of me

MAN DO IT: according to mythtv its -18 degrees

Craig: are you dying?
Craig: are there penguins living in your apartment?
Craig: with a polar bear knocking at the door
Craig: then it is a lie!

MAN DO IT: man i wish there was penguins in my apartment
MAN DO IT: thatd be sweet

Craig: i do too
Craig: that would be so cool

MAN DO IT: ill create an army of polar bears

Craig: or....we can train them asa guard dogs

MAN DO IT: and live in an igloo, petting a penguin

Craig: :p
Craig: hahah it'll be like thecat in the bond flicks
Craig: the one the bad guy is always stroking, except it'll be a penguin

MAN DO IT: yea
MAN DO IT: and ill have a big fluffy coat like the witch in narnia

Craig: bahahaha
Craig: and an ice palace

MAN DO IT: for sure

Craig: and an ice sword

MAN DO IT: and an ice cane
MAN DO IT: pimp ice cane

Craig: haha and an ice pimped up cadilac

MAN DO IT: awesome
MAN DO IT: nah i want a sleigh
MAN DO IT: with jingle bells

Craig: bahahah
Craig: all the way baby

MAN DO IT: awesome
MAN DO IT: it has to be pulled by penguins tho

Craig: bahahahha
Craig: its so on

eats

CLIT BOSS: i have hunger in my belly

MAN DO IT: eat

CLIT BOSS: you're an eat

MAN DO IT: dont eat me
MAN DO IT: i aint no eats

CLIT BOSS: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

The Clayfield Mafia

Doctor Doctor can you help me?

I have a bad case of blasphemy

Wolfmother

So im listening to triple j today and hear a song come on that sounds very similar to wolfmothers "woman".


Then I realised it is wolfmother. Theyve gotten so bad that theyve started copying themselves.

Are you guys sick of sucking the same cock?

This particular flavour?!

I'm totally riddled with pac man fever

The Bogan

Glen: where did the bogans go so wrong
Glen: in 1066 they were cool
Glen: now... it would be a vl commodore with a rhs steel spoiler

Laurie: totally