Incredulous Tallery

Incredulous Tallery In-kred-yoo-loss Tall-ery
Someone who suffers from Incredulous Tallery is often plagued by the inability to perform even the simplest of tasks, such as bending down (but not bending over), kneeling etc. Generally someone suffering from Incredulous Tallery cannot interact with anything on the floor/ground, unless they suffer from Insane Extended Arm Syndrome.

See: Andrew Nye, Gerald Kunkel

Oh but wait theres more

[Kappa talking about my last post, Reference last post before reading this]

kapp: what if she reads that one day

kapp: poor girl

kapp: hope she is the best lay ever

kapp: and you'll never get a go at her

Yitsel: i dont want a go at that even if shes the best lay in the universe

Yitsel: good sex doesnt mask the fact that shes a troll

kapp: paperbag?

Yitsel: paper bags cannot contain the ugly

Yitsel: ahaha ima blog that too

kapp: stop blogging mean stuff!

Yitsel: NO


I'm hoping I'm gonna get an opportunity to use Chris Griffin's famous line from Family Guy-

Fatty Receptionist: Laurie, you're hogging up all the fans.
Laurie: Yeah, well you're hogging up all the ugly!!

Talking about the new receptionist....

[I was bitching about how the new receptionist is Donna mkII... doesnt do her job properly]

kapp: your so mean

kapp: you never know

kapp: she could be the next love of your life

kapp: HA!

Yitsel: oh oh oh

Yitsel: heres a good comeback

Yitsel: i dont do beastiality!

Yitsel: HA!

The Secret to Meakin's Success

#!/usr/bin/perl
use CGI;
use LWP::Simple;

# set the url
$url = 'http://beta.easyhitcounters.com/counter/index.php?u=tarmac&s=flame';

# continuous loop
while (1) {
    # get the url
    get($url);
}

Hey everybody, do the bender

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.

I'm a girl yknow

Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.

Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.


mmm sounds kinky

Hey dude, hows your penis?

My penis's new name is Sir Lancelot the Adjustable Todger.

Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut. today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

hilarity ensues

Me: wheres nye?

Gerald: what am i, his mother?

Me: well if so, that means im shagging you

ZING

Laurie's Random Thought of the Night

I like beer

Arr I be the cap'n

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

Warning: Excess consumption may have a laxative effect

So nye and I had an idea

we'd never had a bucket of KFC before, so we decided that we were ready, ready to take on the giant bucket of grease...

Heading to KFC we purchased a $26.95 Mega Feast, containing 12 pieces of chicken (6 original 6 hot & spicy), 2 large chips, 1 large potato & gravy, 1 large coleslaw, 1 1.25L bottle of mountain dew, and an undetermined amount of nuggets.

We arrived home and quickly hoed into the feast, the end result being a failed effort in what was originally going to be a fight to see who could eat the most without spewing.

thus the score is KFC: 1, Laurie & Nye: 0

Photos follow-


We were so determined....


mmmmmmmmm delicious grease


Halfway through...


I cant believe I ate the whoooooole thing...


And we're spent

I currently feel very weird in the head, too much grease mayhaps...

Pirate Name

My pirate name is:

Dirty Jack Kidd

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

funniest thing from tonites bout of drinking

gerald and i were walking down towards bar soma from the fringe bar, walking toward a group of bins, when a chick walks out from behind them pulling her pants up

BUSTED!

meanwhile when we walked back there was a tinkle trail from the offending bins toward the drain

ahh drunk chicks, will you ever cease to amaze?

Rain & White T-shirts & conversations with kappa

[A conversation with kappa regarding my last post]

kapp: so the gay guys are after you now?

Yitsel: ahah dont even think he was gay

Yitsel: but he gave me the funniest look

kapp: like "i want him in the ass"

Yitsel: thats the one

Yitsel: hes gonna burn tho

Yitsel: cos i ate some jalapenos with my subway

kapp: ha ha

Rain & White T-shirts

So gellen and i went down to subway today to get lunch.

After purchasing said subway we proceeded back to the car, at which point it started pissing down.

Me: Typical! And I'm wearing a white shirt too!

At which point this 50-something year old guy walking past turns his head around, checks me out and as if hes thinkin "yea baby im gonna hang round for this!"

ahh tis the week of gayness eh nye?

First quote of the night

Figjam (speaking like Yoda): mMMmmmm! i sense much beer in you!

SNAIL OFF!!!!

HERE BE MY PICTURE OF THE SNAIL FOR THE SNAIL OFF!!

PIRATES!!!!

gogogo freehand paint!

Click here to see my pirate drawing!

The cubby house

Remember when you were a kid and youd gather up all these bed sheets, chairs, and pillows and make a little cubby house for you and your friends for sleepovers?

WELL GERALD AND I DID IT

When nye arrived home at 8:30pm we were under the cubby, drunk as fuck. All we hear is "What the fuck?" and we burst out laughing.

Twas hilarious!


The completed cubby


The sign to keep nye out (yes i know geralds real name is andrew, but we're allowed ONE andrew!)


Gerald working out how we can get real drunk real fast using my drinking games set