Incredulous Tallery

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Someone who suffers from Incredulous Tallery is often plagued by the inability to perform even the simplest of tasks, such as bending down (but not bending over), kneeling etc. Generally someone suffering from Incredulous Tallery cannot interact with anything on the floor/ground, unless they suffer from Insane Extended Arm Syndrome.

See: Andrew Nye, Gerald Kunkel