And it begins

Bring out the biohazard tape boys I need a new dress. Well not really my many dresses are still in fine form. I need the tape to warn others not to come within 100 feet of me.

The kylie flu has taken its hold on me, and I fear that working in such close proximity to the Vishnu flu they may join forces to create a flu of unimaginable power and phlegminess.

So to all of those that see me in the next week, HEED THIS WARNING.