Sunday, August 22, 2004

Conversations with 13 year olds on Kings of Chaos

ok i need to set the scene, so heres what started it

I had a lot of cash in my KoC account, along with lots of attack turns. So i decided id find lots of ppl to attack, and would attack them all at the same time, to maximise the amount of cash i got at the one point, and hopefully be able to upgrade my defenses or something.

Anyway, I attack this guy called mauranius, woop his arse and steal only 295,139 gold from him (out of a possible 450,000). Heres the ensuing conversation -


mauranius:
**** I'm online, you're dead



me:
Sucks to be you



mauranius:
my 3 alliances will make u pay for this, you will get sabotaged by everyone, you are now added to the list :D, have you seen my commander, and my command chain? (The imperial guard) that's just 1 alliance, I'm also member of elfodia's kingdom and lat but not least: infiltrated interference. If i watch the page #1 in the war room, 95% of it is my alliance :D

You just got yourself killed :D



me:
(not too sure what i said here cos KoC deleted it for some reason it was something along the lines of:)
Seriously man i only stole like 300k, its not worth crying over, surely you get attacked all the time



mauranius:
It doesn't matter any more, i reported you to my commanders, you will be sabotaged, attacked and killed.



me:
ahahha

"i reported you to my commanders"

did you go crying to mummy & daddy??



mauranius:
Nope to my big brother and he's going to kick your butt



me:
close enough

i bet you're what about 13?

"OH NO I'VE BEEN ATTACKED, BIG BROTHER WILL YOU PLEASE PROTECT ME!!!"


seriously man, get over it. how many people have you done this to now, you mustve been attacked many many times before, god knows i have

and what do i do?

i get over it

its just a game, theres no need to sit there and cry about a few 1s and 0s



I'm now eagerly awaiting his response. Shall keep you all posted :P

2 Comments:

At 10:45 pm, Blogger Pishnagambo said...

hahhahahahhahahahah ... deep breath .. hahahhahahaha

 
At 9:09 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

im gonna get my big brother to beat you up for beating me at checkers laurie waaa

 

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