A day in the life of a university student

Ok
time for a simple maths lesson children

uni + lecture = boring

whereas

uni + lecture + lecturer who spends 5 minutes on each slide = ultra boring

whereas

uni + lecture + lecturer who spends 5 minutes on each slide + uni pub halfway thru = fun as can be

got me?
great


So a summary of my day


8:50am - Get up, eat breakfast, shower, get dressed etc

9:45am - Leave to catch train from bray park station

9:55am - Catch train from bray park station

~10:10am - Meet alana on the train at geebung station

10:30am - train arrives at central station & say au revoir to alana as i make my trek to uni

11:00am - lecture on web programming starts, thus begins the boringness of my day, and also thus begins the 10 - 15 minutes per slide where theres 35 slides for the lecture. fuck my lecturer can rave on about crap, and even simple shit like how a web server works & how the client sends shit to the web server, I mean what kind of moron in IT doesnt understand that???

12:00pm - Luke, Nat & I decide that this lecture is too fucken slow and boring to hang around, we make the holy trek to the uni pub, where much alcohol is anticipated to be drunk

Somewhere between 12:00pm and 4:00pm - We drink lots of alcohol and play lots of pool, I manage to get better as drinks are served & consumed muchly. Barman gives us a free half jug of bundy as he screwed up someones order & i praise him. Nat and I have an in dept conversation about music & how much luke has changed since he got a girlfriend.

5:00pm - On the train, busting to piss, ready to piss myself on the train, running to the bray park station toilets to let it all out in a torrent of yellow fever (waht the fuck? yellow fever? must be back in nam...)

5:30pm - sitting here trying to make sense of waht the fuck i just wrote about yellow fever, just got a message from cameron saying "i cancelled goin to the movies with shorty on tuesday night" and im like "wat the fuck this isnt tuesday"

5:31pm - Planning on making myself a cocktail

5:32pm - just decided that the uni pub is the greatest thing ever

5:32pm & 12 seconds - I like getting free grog

5:37pm - I'm still drunk


so anyway
heres the moral of the story -
Uni is great to learn and all but its even greater when you go there and sink some piss & get wasted. 2 jugs of bundy isnt enough to get laurie wasted, even when half of one is free, so bundy should make more alcoholic bundy pre mix. Shorty and I are going out to the valley friday night and anyone who wishes to come is more than welcome. Take care of yourselves and each other.


So my current plan for the rest of the night is to sink some more piss in cocktail form (i hope i have enuff cointreau) and laff at the weird/funny posts im sure ill make tonite that wont make sense.