Vishnu Flu
Vishnu Flu
noun. vish'noo floo
A form of influenza that is contracted from natives of the country of India. Is usually associated with sneezing, coughing, hocking up gollies in the toilet really loudly, turning the hot tap on really hot then not turning cold on afterwards so Laurie burns his hands, using "OK" as a farewell gesture, and constantly saying "that is fine".
Vishnu Flu is an ongoing sickness to Indian vegetarians as they do not get enough nourishment to maintain their immune systems.
Rare cases of Advanced Vishnu Flu (AVF) have been reported after an Indian returns from their native country, or after a member of the family returns from their native country.
posted by Laurie @ 10:27 am
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2 Comments:
I gather that this is your friendly co worker ?
As some on who has had the vishnu flu, the only way posible to get rid of it, is to pass it on. Kinda like the ring, once you have it you have 7 days to pass it on to someone or you die.
i gave it to ros, and she got a chest infection and is now on antibiodics.
Eat a cow shamry!
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