For sale: 1 pair of lungs
Slightly used, no smoke damage, still in partial working order.
I have no use for these lungs as I have managed to cough them up all over my desk as a result of my coughing becoming increasingly violent as this flu has progressed. Willing to sell for cash or trade for new testicles.
$500 ono.
posted by Laurie @ 10:16 pm
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3 Comments:
how about a nice shiny spoon?
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nah its gotta be a rusty spoon
I like rusty spoons
I like to touch them
The feeling of rust against my salad fingers.... is almost orgasmic
I must find the perfect spoon...
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