Mexican Night

YARR HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

I am the King of the Mountain Jews

Check out my Jesus Beard

OH MY GOD

A New Topic

What about vampires

they drink blood right?

well can they get aids?

Was Jesus a Pharoah?

Key in your answer now

I can't take the credit for this one

because its not mine

hey guess what?

i like stuff

Flash your ass at me

E1: i'll show your ass flash

Yitsel: ur gonan flash ur ass at me?

E1: ASK GLEN
E1: oops
E1: ask glen
E1: he understands

Yitsel: to flash his arse at me?

E1: its like taking candy and sticking it to your ass

Yitsel: cool

E1: YOU'D LOVE IT
E1: TRY IT SOME TIME

i did not have sexual relations with gerald

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And Another...

In the spirit of Figjam

Oh fuck what do I do now?

Somethingawful.com is down thanks to the fuckup in New Orleans

read more here

Thats our Figjam...

Apparantly Figgy just commented on my blog as me (via my computer) with a rather informative message, here it is:

I suck big fat nigger cocks and I suck balls like all hell I worship big fat nigger cocks and I drink their cum by the pint my god I love big fat nigger cocks.

Its True

Yitsel: i get to write up a disaster recovery plan tomorrow

Glen: for new orleans?

Yitsel: yep

Glen: why

Yitsel: so that they dont get 5 metres of water again

Glen: did they contact you directly?

Yitsel: yea

Glen: i c

Yitsel: the guy played a trumpet to me

Glen: ahhh of course