Was Jesus a Pharoah?
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posted by Laurie @ 8:11 am
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9 Comments:
Jesus May well of been a pharoah, could he of been the great Ramses the 3rd.
I do Doubt it tho.
Im not sure about how jesus works, i mean does his body need to be stored / burried in order for him to rise?
Cause i mean he was entoombed right. Well the Egyptions tend to soak the body, with the head out of the water for around 3 months in a tub of acid / salty water before "mumififing" them. That is of course after they removed the heart and liver, which they then packed into the chest cavity. And i mean the coffins were pretty well designed, there was like 12 of the buggers, each more heavy than the last, untill it got the the stone sarcophagas, but i mean if jesus can roll the big ass rock, surely he can open 12 layers of metal, but is there some metals that jesus's powers dont work in.. I mean can he move stone, but not gold, or lead, cause i mean he would be pretty fucked if that was the case.
Is that why the second coming of jesus hasnt happened yet, is he trapped in a pyramid behind a gold and lead mask, waiting to break free and "kick ass for the lord", who are we to know.
hes waiting for me to bring him a giant can opener
or a fish
what about Mr bones the shaman
he was very good at healing genital warts i have heard.
not that I would ever need to employ anyone like that ... since i never seem to get any
but you few that sleep around .. you know who you are ... might like to take a step back and take hold of his teachings. It just may cure the otherwise curable only by acid or other bio-medicinal remedies that have resulted from the Prodestant work ethic . And may be hurt a hell of a lot less...
*shrug*
But since shamanism has existed since before the Pharaohs .. taking that into account it could be said that even being a Pharaoh is evidence that his religion was a sham.
Mr bones offers some ground turkey beaks in consolation to those who were deceived by his deception .....
Peace out.
thats the duymbest thing you have ever said nye.
apart from the brief addition of the sharmanistic religion, that comment was a complete waste of time.
yeah but you got to admit ... the spelling was better than any of your posts.
or comments.
PLUS! you got to give it 5 marks for random
ill give u 5 marks for retarded.
ill give him 10 points for retarded
shouldn't he get extra points for being a lanky retard?
and yes - jesus is a cock sucker
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