DOOM house?

yea... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

A thought for the day

Roz meets Erin @ cocktail party

roz: I like erin!!!

laurie: cool

(time passes)

roz: I like erin!!!

laurie: yea you said that before

(time passes)

roz: I like erin!!!

laurie: thats number three...

(time passes)

roz: I like erin!!!

laurie: number four

(time passes)

roz: I like erin!!!

laurie: five...

(roz & glen go home, they are laying in bed)

roz: I really like erin, I hope she likes me!!!


so erin I think youd better watch out, might have yourself a stalker on your hands!

Shorty has spoken

Shorty: this is the decree of the night - "on the 28th day when shortay returns from the nevers - there shall be a shit load of fun that will raineth from the heavens for 7 days. 7 days there shall be of drinking and shinanigans and all things bright and shiny. so sayeth the wise el shartay"

Me: ahahah

Me: im blogging that

Shorty: can u add that my cock is long and hard and has so much love to give

Me: consider it done

and at once the man who was once known as shorty became shartay

more quotes

Erin: I just wanna look at it, i dont wanna touch any buttons!

Erin: Where is it? I wanna play with it!

One of the many quotes from tonight that actually got blogged

Gerald: I need another drink so I can kiss my girlfriend

Ahh primary school hilarity

(taken from the latest comedy goldmine on something awful)

We had an emotionally disturbed kid move to my school in 5th grade, his name was Albert. He was obsessed with twinkies. If you did something good or positive, he would give you Twinkie Ticket.

Our school had this program the same year "I Make My Day" where if you did something positive, you got to where your crappy hat that said "I Make My Day" for 30 minutes in lunch on wednesday. Well the teachers kept track on a chart in every class room of what the kids had done positive for the week. From that chart Albert would know who to give the Twinkie Tickets to.

If you got 10 Twinkie Tickets, you got a Pumpkin Ticket. If you got 3 Pumkin Tickets you got I think it was an Apple ticket. If you got 2 Apple Tickets, he would stab you with his pencil.

Yeah he evenatually got sent to a school for "special" kids

State of Origin quote #2

Laurie: is bec home tonite?
Gerald: doesnt matter cos im not wrestling with you on the couch
Laurie: ?
Gerald: im not letting you put your cock in my dick again

State of Origin corker #1

(after seeing a huge group of blues in the crowd, complete with blue clown wigs)

Gerald: YOU LOOK LIKE NYES BALLS!

OMG I HAVE SOME COKE

AND SOME FOODS

IM THINKING I MIGHT MAKE A COKE AND FOOD SANDWICH

Spot the relevance

And no, it has nothing to do with penises

Thought for the day...

I had a post all ready to go

Then the shredder shredded it

What mental age am I....

You Are 19 Years Old

19 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

I'm studying workplace health & safety

so i dont set fire to a building with a hammer

and dogs

dogs are pretty cool too

I like coke

Yes i do