Shorty has spoken

Shorty: this is the decree of the night - "on the 28th day when shortay returns from the nevers - there shall be a shit load of fun that will raineth from the heavens for 7 days. 7 days there shall be of drinking and shinanigans and all things bright and shiny. so sayeth the wise el shartay"

Me: ahahah

Me: im blogging that

Shorty: can u add that my cock is long and hard and has so much love to give

Me: consider it done

and at once the man who was once known as shorty became shartay