I Present To You............... Lady Meakin

Oh my god I ruined my foot

So I'm sure all you chumps have heard by now about what I did to my foot during my recent trip to Queenstown. My grade 2 injury to a ligament in my ankle, which I managed to do in the first 10 minutes of the first day skiing (15/08/05). Hooray.

I did it by doing a super turn which made be go backwards, then proceeded to fall over backwards. It would've all been fine if my boot was done up tight enough, but alas it was not. I felt the pop of the ligament as it tore. Yummy.

I managed to keep off it for 2 days (the day I did it and the next day) but the urge to ski was too strong, and I was there to ski after all, so why the fuck should I be sitting on my arse in the hotel room being bored out of my brain? At least I got free Physio courtesy of the NZ Government; gotta love their health care system.

Heres photos (note that the day numbers count from the day that I did it):


Day 1. Right after I did the fucker. This was when I was in the first aid room. It didn't hurt TOO much, but I was worried that I'd broken it and gone into shock. I managed to pull my boot off (which I was told off for later on), and got a free ride on a skidoo down to the first aid room.


Day 1. Holy fucking shit look at the size of that lump (sorry bout the shit blurry quality, but its fucking hard to take a foto of your damaged foot with one hand). The Physio up on the mountain said its the biggest swelling hes ever seen for the type of injury (mad props to me). This was taken after I got home from the slopes after doing it.


Day 2. Woo. After my first visit to the Physio, the whole consultation cost me $8 NZ due to the strapping. I spent the whole of this day in the hotel room, which was boring as fuck.


Day 2. That night. Check out the bruising thats starting to come out.


Day 3. More bruising. I went skiing this day for the first time since it happened. It wasn't too bad though I did have a bit of a hard time trying to turn.


Day 4. Even more bruising. More skiing was had this day.


Day 5. More bruising and more skiing.


Day 6. More bruising. Its hard to see, but I started getting bruising down the side of the foot and a little up near my toes. The foot also had a slight tinge of blue to it.


Well thats it. One blog post dedicated to my injury. Real photos to follow soon.

To New Zealand I go...

Woo its about fucking time!

only 2 hours and 40 minutes till the plane leaves!

so yea

those of you who have non blogger lists, fret not, I will blog a heap when i get back

Well then... whos for a religious undertone?

What the hell is a sultant?

Has anyone heard our receptionist answer the phone? shes such a derro.

"Good morning, fire chehk sultants, meh-lissa speaking"

note that if this was handwriting, half the letters would be backwards.

Uh I guess its called ball

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In the spirit of cool images

Oui Oui!

POO POO!!

OMFG TRIPPY SHIT IS AWESOME

I'm the cock of the walk!

Its been decided I am more awesome than Buglar

Yitsel: youre not as awesome as me

Louie Louisiana: oh really?

Yitsel: yep

Louie Louisiana: i bet i am
Louie Louisiana: i bet i am awsomer

Yitsel: are you awesome enough to wake up at the crack of noon
Yitsel: to 15 rock squats?
Yitsel: what about
Yitsel: when its gig time
Yitsel: and you have pick a shirt
Yitsel: i cant decide.. I CANT DECIDE
Yitsel: BRAIN ANEURYSM
Yitsel: youre also not as random as me

Louie Louisiana: well... there you go... i have to say no to all those
Louie Louisiana: i admit defeat
Louie Louisiana: i am not as awsome as you
Louie Louisiana: but i am cooler

Yitsel: yea prove it

Louie Louisiana: umm...... are you cool enough to look so damn good every day?
Louie Louisiana: can you shower, wash your hair, do your makeup, eat breakfast and walk to the bus all in 1 hour?
Louie Louisiana: and get dressed?
Louie Louisiana: can you eat a main course meal for every break you get

Yitsel: i can stuff a ferret down my pants
Yitsel: and walk around with it running around my groin
Yitsel: looking like i have a giant wang waiting to break out

Louie Louisiana: hahahah

Yitsel: ahh when will the comedy end

Louie Louisiana: when your ferret bites your wang

Yitsel: nah
Yitsel: it is my wang
Yitsel: so unless it gets fleas ill be right


There you have it folks, I'm not only more awesome than E1, but also cooler.

Heres proof that I'm going to hell

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Foo Fighters

So I hear the Foo Fighters are touring on 28th of November.

Whos going/who wants to go?

Tickets are $84.60

Another piece of evidence that I'm going to hell

(I sent a msg to kappa to check my blog for the previous post)

Yitsel: blog

kapp: blogging is so last season

Yitsel: popes death is so last season also

RIP Pope