I heart shredder

So I wont be able to blog for a while

each post i make will be shredded by my new shredder

Stupidity Test

Oh it gets better...

kapp: shut up man!

kapp: your a maron!

kapp: yes i ment that one


ahh kappa, we still love you :)

Another kappa moment

The day before the state of origin...

kapp: whats doing for the game tom?

Yitsel: drinking at our place

kapp: cool cool

Yitsel: think its only gonna be me nye and chirpy tho

kapp: you going for morons

Yitsel: consider yourself blogged

kapp: umm, rite

kapp: about what

Where'd Shorty's blog go?

So after thinking it odd that shortys blog has just disappeared without a trace, I sent him an sms about it. The response I got was as follows:

[Insert his workplace name here] scans the net for news articles. My blog came up with references to drunk managers. It raised some eyebrows with the head of my department. I was asked to remove the article, so i just deleted the whole thing.

There you have it folks, the reason why shorty's blog was deleted.

Update: ITS BACK, use the link on the right.

Working Overseas

I'm thinking of heading overseas somewhere for 6-12 months, probably England.

Anyone interested in tagging along?

Taken from this fucked up abstinence page

Some Quotes from Yesterday/Today

We started a saying last nite:
Strong like Tractor, weak like pussycat!

Today meakin was talking to swampy and she walked off and i walked up to her and go "Swampy like Rat!"

Pearler from desmo:
"So many faces I can't remember the names to"

fuck desmo you didnt know our names even when we were in school!

Surprise Motherfuckers!

Beardless!

Which Napoleon Dynamite Character am I?

You are Kip Dynamite and you love technology.


Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Backpacking in Europe

So i was looking up stuff about backpacking europe on google, when i stumbled across an ebay ad about it, heres the ensuing conversation with Meakin.

Yitsel: Backpacking In Europe
Great deals on Items
Shop on eBay and Save!
www.eBay.com

Tarmac: i bet you its porn

Tarmac: theyd be like

Tarmac: he was just a backpacker who would run out of money

Tarmac: how far would he go for the big cash?

Tarmac: find out next week

Tarmac: on

Tarmac: backpackers in europe cumshots

Yitsel: ahahaha

Yitsel: maybe theyre selling european backpackers

Tarmac: hi... my names laurie, im a virgin

Tarmac: heeey baby a virgin huh?

Tarmac: you like thick cock?

Tarmac: myes but...

Tarmac: mmmmmm take this cock baby

Tarmac: suck it

Tarmac: suck it

Tarmac: mmmm yeah

Tarmac: thats it

Tarmac: mmmm it tastes so gooood

Tarmac: yeah baby

Tarmac: you like that

Yitsel: ahahha ok thats enough

Tarmac: mmm yeah cum on my face pleeeeeease

Yitsel: im blogging that

Tarmac: blog away you backpacker slut

Tarmac: you jizz bomb

Tarmac: im laurie and i have a backpack full of sperm

Yitsel: ahahhaha

Yitsel: ima blog that too

oi im so fucken drunk right now

a few thoughts for the night

1. I've taken up a new saying; "for sure", i believe i've used it at least 100 times today (not exagerating), also when I'm drunk i may substitute "for sure" for "fo shizzle"
2. I just called Gerald's lighter a flame maker dahahahah hilarity!

Why wasnt our school this cool?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1557670&pagenumber=1

Funny shit I found via Something Awful

Which B grade celebrity am i?

Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey.

You're Pauly Shore.

Possibly the most obnoxious B-list celebrity there ever was or could ever be, you were once an MTV veejay but have since moved into the world of really, really bad movies. Take, for example, Biodome. Or the risible Encino Man (aka California Man). You've complained that Beavis and Butthead stole your act - and you may well be right. Ugh.

Credit should go to you, though, for making a documentary called Spooge.

Ching Chong (a Wikipedia Definition)

Ching Chong is an ethnic slur directed at people of Chinese nationality or ancestry. It is most frequently encountered in the United States and Australia.

The origin of the phrase is not known with certainty. However, since syllables sounding like what an English speaker would pronounce as "ching" or "chong" are relatively common in Mandarin Chinese, the expression is likely an attempt to mock Chinese speech patterns.

In 1917, a ragtime piano song entitled "Ching Chong" was co-written by Ted Baxter and Max Kortlander. Its lyrics are listed below:

Way out in old San Fran, there is a Chinaman

Who's known for miles around;

Wonderful place he keeps, down where he eats and
sleeps,

Way underneath the ground!

Each night the festive chinks come there to wink and
blink,

And dream away the hours.

They sing this funny song while they are borne along

On beds of poppy flow'rs:

"Ching, Chong, Oh Mister Ching Chong,

You are the king of Chinatown.

Ching Chong, I love your sing-song,

When you have turned the lights all down;

Ching Chong, just let me swing long,

Through the realms of Drowsy Land;

Dreaming while stars are beaming,

Oh Mister Ching Chong, sing-song man."

When you're in Frisco Town don't fail to drop around

And see this Ching Chong man.

Wonderful things you'll learn down where the torches
burn,

He'll show you all he can.

Then when the time is ripe he'll fill your little
pipe

And then a light he'll bring.

Gently you'll float away far out on Slumber Bay,

And softly you will sing:

"Ching Chong, Oh Mister Ching Chong,

You are the king of Chinatown.

Ching Chong, I love your sing-song,

When you have turned the lights all down;

Ching Chong, just let me swing long,

Through the realms of Drowsy Land;

Dreaming while stars are beaming,

Oh Mister Ching Chong, sing-song man."

Sometimes "ching chong" is combined with another anti-Chinese slur, that of "Chinaman;" the combination is often used in nursery-style rhymes, such as:

Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a fence,

Trying to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.

Along came a choo-choo train,

Knocked him in the cuckoo-brain,

And that was the end of the fifteen cents.

In December 2002, the term gained international notoriety when National Basketball Association star Shaquille O'Neal directed it, apparently in jest, at fellow NBA star and Chinese immigrant Yao Ming, during an interview on Fox Sports Radio. O'Neal was quoted as saying, "You tell Yao Ming: 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'" Yao Ming took the high road with his response: "Chinese is a hard language to learn." After a public outcry, O'Neal apologized for making the comment, insisting that no prejudice or malice had been intended.

The phrase ching chong is also Thai slang for urinate, equivalent to the American English phrase "take a piss" (not to be confused with the British English "taking the piss", which has an entirely different connotation).

Which Power Ranger am I?

Red Ranger
You are the Red Ranger, you are Jason. Your weapon is the power sword. You are the T-Rex and the Gorrila.

Take the quiz: "Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?"

And we can't forget the famous sword fight

This didn't really fit into the other montage so I made it a separate movie.

Nye & Shorty fighting it out to the death

Pirate Night Movie

Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirate's life for me!

Get it here

Nyes onto a winner here

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