Dear Air Conditioner

Dear Air Conditioner,

I realise how hot it is outside but can you please stop dripping on me? I would love to be able to sit under you in relative peace, and continue to decipher the badly written english in these fire engineering reports.

Maybe we can strike a truce?

I promise to stop turning you down so goddamn low and in return can you please stop the dripping.


Yours below,

Laurie.